Thanks, They're Vintage

What's the difference between vintage, antique & retro?

Vintage: "characterized by excellence, maturity, and enduring appeal; classic," with true vintage at 50 years old.
Antique: "an object having special value because of its age," at least 100 years old.

Retro: "Involving, relating to, or reminiscent of an earlier time; retrospective," imitating a style at least 10-15 years old.

That means these sunglasses are retro but we named them Thanks, They're Vintage so you have to lie to everyone and say they're 50 years old. Good luck.

No Slip
We use a special grip coating and temple grips to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when your lava-induced sweat pops while volcano surfing.

No Bounce
Our frame is fitted and lightweight, with a removable nose-piece and two sizing options to prevent bouncing when you land on your motorcycle seat after diving out of a helicopter.

Anti-fog
Extremely effective anti-fog coating prevents the inside of this extreme wraparound lens from fogging even with the extremest sweat.

All polarized
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and uv400 protection that blocks those harmful uva and uvb rays.

STOP THE PRESS!!!